Wanking to get the wee out as I was both horny and in need of a piss so figured Id combine it again

Hello there, um, oh, super unorganised. Jesus Christ, oh no. Let's go get my new toy.

And I am really, really in need of a wee wee. When I say new toy, I mean this.

Heee, there we go. Ring light thing that clips to your phone.

But, um, it might not be the biggest wee because I have been drinking caffeine

and caffeine always makes me really desperate for a wee,